wo(men) are the new men!

After having a discussion with both my male and female friends I have come to the conclusion that women are the new men!

Once upon a time , a girl met a guy, if he caught her eye she  would innocently hike up her skirt , stick her chest out and flirt with her body language opening up the window of opporunity hoping that he would go up to her and initiate conversation. She would wait for him to ask her what her number was and then sit by the phone patiently waiting hours days or even a week for him to call.

WTF

Long gone are those days of women playing the whole damsel in distress ,that stupid girl! If I am interested in a guy, ill be damned if I wait for him to come up to me! I will down my martini, perk the babies up, and approach him with the uttermost confidence ever. What you see is what you get, I will not dumb down my role so that I can be approachable or get your digits.

As my BFF told me its now time for us to do them like they do us. Well what does that mean you say? Well upon receiving your number we will be the ones that will be doing the calling 2-3 days later leaving you to sit and wait by the phone. When we say we are going to call you back, who knows, maybe we will maybe we wont?! Lastly your number will be just a random number in our phonebook to only be looked upon when we are bored, have nothing better to do, or need to take care of business. I know what many of you may be thinking what a B-ch but wait am I really being one? Is this not what you do to us?

When things get too close for comfort maybe we will be the ones telling you that you are too emotional, will shut you out, or better yet disappear for a day or two claiming that we are too busy.

Why is it ok for guys to have all the fun and be deemed as a stud? As I sit here ignoring the many calls that I continue to get (I need to learn not to give out my number) trying to organize my phone book and figure out who is who ,I cant help but laugh and come to the realization women are the new men. So yeah maybe just maybe we are not here for you entertainment, you don’t really want to mess with us tonight!

I mean don’t girls just wanna have fun?