The tighter the hold, the faster they fold.

You are on a date and are gazing into your lovers eyes. You are deep in thought when the sexy waitress plants her boobs next to the side of ranch or blue cheese dressing. She begins to flirt with your man and you try to ignore it. But the fact that your undivided attention is being taken away by a pair of Double D’s upsets you. You  try to regain control of the situation and non-verbally let this chick know that he is yours. You grab your partner’s arm ,plant a kiss on his lips, or express any other non-verbal clue letting your competition for the night know that “hey back off”

Or on the extreme side of things… You find out your significant other is talking to a member of the opposite sex,to what extent you don’t know.  But lets just say they are just  friends. You disapprove of this friendship and go ape-shit crazy on them! You forbid your man or woman from talking to him or her again, marking your territory. This scenario can be played out in so many ways but lets just go with these .

Whether its  holding your significant others hand a little tighter, letting your jealousy show or  posting your “I’m in a relationship status” on a social networking site, we all posses the need to protect what is ours.   But is it really necessary? And when does it not become ok to let the world know hey he or she is mine!

I used to be that girl, the one who was jumping up and down the table yelling PICK ME , PICK ME! But after I regained my self-confidence, I began to realize how stupid I looked.  I mean what was I doing?! Did I really think that holding on him a little tighter would prevent him from straying? The tighter the hold, the faster they fold!

I now see this obsession with marking ones territory  spilling online and honestly its got to stop . Its one thing to fool yourself in front of one person but to fool yourself to thousands? Not cool!  Call me old-fashioned but I don’t think that a man or woman  should be letting the real or  social networking world know that they did the filthy mcnasty  just the other night! Can you say lame! I am all about freedom of expression, but there is a fine between speaking ones mind and seeking attention. I just don’t see the need for it! Do you really need to let thousands of strangers including your lovers, mother, father , kids, brother and sister know that you like to swallow?

You have not only invaded his privacy but that of his 300 friends also. I mean what are you really trying to accomplish by spreading your bodily fluids on his wall? As a woman if you feel the need to piss all over your man’s wall..Then don’t be surprised if he treats you like a dog.   I really don’t care what you do in your  real or non-existent relationship, just spare me the details please!  Honey if I didn’t want your man in real life, chances are I don’t want him virtually.

Some women are naturally sexy, friendly, or merely want to talk. This does not mean we want your man. Either way, just have some respect for yourself and others. If you feel threatened, jealous, insecure, or the need to keep your man on a short leash. Chances are , he will stray.